One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight; back-to-back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn’t see, so they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play; a dumb man went to shout “hooray!” A paralysed donkey passing by, kicked the blind man in the eye, knocked him through a nine-inch wall, into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two dead boys, if you don’t believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too!